Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. Hopeless. Annie: Of course Im trying to seduce you, for Gods sake! The setup: Nuke is finally starting to listen to Crash, on and off the mound. Crash Davis Is that about right? Larry Annie: Yeah, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands. Crash Ebby Calvin LaLoosh And that last line, about being the guy with the Porsche? Oh my. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You hit white balls for batting practice. He's behind home plate - don't look. Skip: It's a miracle. Relax. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Annie: Hes kinda cute. Crash Davis Sears sucks, Crash. I never told him to stay out of your bed. And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. Crash Davis is brought to Durham to teach rookie pitcher Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, played by Tim Robbins, about the game and how to reach the major league. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you *are*! Larry: Hes got a million-dollar arm but a five-cent head.Why its the best: Ive talked with hundreds of baseball players over the years and Im continually amazed at their ability to recall details just like this from years earlier. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Crash: And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, because five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport. Dad was echoing the words of Wee Willie Keeler, the smallest man in the history of baseball. It's a long season and you gotta trust it. You said Crash. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. Larry! 21. : He aint seen my heat. LaLoosh: No way. Because they don't - -they don't happen very often. The rose goes in the front, big guy., 24. : You having fun yet? It didnt make it, either, because its seeing the bull fall to the ground thats the funny part, not necessarily the dialogue. What else is there? Crash calls for a curveball, multiple times, and Nuke shakes him off each time. : I just want to be., 5. Theyre too strong and powerful for that.. Thanks. You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your LEFT? Fear and ignorance., Crash Davis: No. The design became the most famous trademark in the world. But bad trades are part of baseballnow, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake? Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. Think classy, and youll be classy. Willie Keeler Quotes. Crash: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. Crash feels he did nothing wrong. Hope I can help the ball club. Last chance. : Its time to work on your interviews. This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. July 14, 2014. You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club., 23. Someone else carries your bags. Annie Savoy Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I'm the player to be named later. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. Write it down!, Crash Davis: Im just happy to be here. Dont (something). Someone else carries your bags. But theyve been winning a long time, and Annies getting lonely. What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. He's gotta come with the cheese. (Batter hits home run. I got a Porsche already. 10 Min Read. The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.. : Shelton credits Hollywood studios at the time for being more freewheeling and less concerned about the overseas market, where baseball in particular doesn't sell. Crash Davis Crash: Dont tell anybody. [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference] It's all about sex and sport. Larry?, Skip Riggins: Lollygaggers! Think classy and youll be classy. Nuke: Crash? Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. And you Larry Hockett should remember me, 'cause about five years ago in the Texas League you were pitching for El Paso and I was batting clean-up for Shreveport. These all make Bull Durham one of the greatest and most relatable sports comedy movies of all time! : Never fuck with a winning streak., 30. William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. I ain't pissing nothing away. Okay, well, uh candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, Im figuring Im just gonna cave in and sleep with her. You hung an 0 and 2 curve ball in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the 8th and I tattooed it over the Michelin Tire sign and beat you 4-3. Clubhouse reporter You got a gift., 21. He could go all the way.. You're gonna' show up my pitcher after I gave you a giftRUN DUMBY!, 25. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. After reading these 'Bull Durham' quotes, do check out our '80s movie quotes and 'Waterboy' quotes. I mean, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake?, Crash Davis: When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit them with your pitching hand. Lollygaggers! : Annie: I can do that, too.Why its the best: Those two crazy kids were meant to be together. These are the ground rules. Performed by dith Piaf. Yup. : The setup: Annies trying to impart some of her baseball wisdom on Nuke. : Chances are hundreds of catcher-ump arguments have followed this exact script over the years. With the many places Ive been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. Get the broad out of your head! 1. Quick bat, quick bat, quick bat. We take from each others hearts and courage, and its through our individual experiences that we learn how to rise above our challenges and pain. Crash Davis : You got a gift. : You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. C'mon, right in the chest. Youre going to have to study them. There's six months in a season, that's about 25 weeks. Crash Davis Crash Davis A couple of weeks ago, I ranked the top 30 quotes from "Major League," on the 30th anniversary of that classics release. Annie knows what she wants and goes after them. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. Crash Davis: Last chance. Crash Davis You're gonna have to learn your clichs. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : You lollygag the ball around the infield. : Im the guy driving the Porsche.Why its the best: I like to think the South Park guys channeled Nuke here a bit with their Cartman character and his obsession with showing his authority. Crash, to himself: Son of a b throws hard. Youll surely disagree with some of these rankings, and thats OK. I believe in the Church of Baseball. Crash Davis The setup: LaLoosh challenges Crash to a fight he has no idea who Crash is at this point and they both step outside Mitchs Bar. In reel life: Annie makes a pretty big deal of pointing out that there . Your shower shoes have fungus on them. : You hit 20 more this year, youre going to be the all-time minor-league champ. Easily : Bus leaves six in the morning.Why its the best: Oh, man. Crash Davis played by Kevin Costner and Ebby Calvin Laloosh can be seen as a coach and player in that context. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball., 16. Larry says, Whos this? And Crash says, Im the player to be named later. And then shows the mental baseball knowledge that makes him the perfect guy to mentor LaLoosh. You throw that weak-a s again. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Cmon, rook. Crash, though, is staring his own baseball mortality in the face. Over the years, the brand often changed ownership yet continued to be one of the most successful tobacco brands. Every movie in AP Sports' top 10 hit theaters between 1977 and 1992. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous? Crash Davis, 27. Manage Settings The hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. Crash Davis, 22. Why do you get to choose? you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week and youre in Yankee Stadium. 5. We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. Crash Davis Batting practice at 11:30. I know. Guy gets a free steak. (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. The hitter watches the homer hit the bull beyond the right-field fence, which annoys Crash. That's the secret. Throw it. Crash Davis Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 36. Winston-Salem. Annie: You most certainly did. I wouldn't dig in if I was you. Our goal is to provide our readers with the best collections of quotes on topics like love, life, relationships and more. We want you to mature the kid. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but its also a job. Annie Savoy, Nuke LaLoosh: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. : From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat. (Pitcher throws at Crashs head) Crash Davis Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 23. EBBY I'd kill ya. So relax! You know, calm her down., Nuke LaLoosh: Im just talking about one time., Crash Davis: If you give in now, you might start losing. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. : : Skip Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. Yeah, I was in the show. You know why? Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. It's our game the American game. Hit them where they live. But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. This page was last edited on 13 August 2022, at 23:08. Relax. : [exasperated] Youre pushing it! We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. This does not influence our choices. Ump: Safe! [Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]. Thinking too much. : According to here: The film's name is based on the nickname for Durham, North Carolina, which has been called "Bull Durham" since the 1800s, when W. T. Blackwell and Company named its product "Bull" Durham tobacco, which soon became a well-known trademark. He said, "Hit 'em where they ain't.". Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson number one. 1. Crash Davis What's this guy know anyway? We're dealing with a lot of shit. Its, like, better than losing. Crash Davis You believe that shit? It's not whether you win or lose. Why do you get to choose? Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff? Annie: Cute? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Teach me something new, man. But, Joe. Larry: I remember that. Annie: Wait a minute. Hit them where they ain't. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. The setup: Annie and Crash are talking. The Braves' Appalachian League affiliate at the time was the Pulaski (Va.) Braves. Lord Alfred Tennyson, Rudyard Kipling and Will Rogers endorsed the product. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. But, Joe. Crash Davis "I see great things in baseball. Nah. I want you. (Crash walks back to the plate.) Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. I hook up with one guy a season. [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves] moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Crash: Alright, meat. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Crash, thinking: Youre thinking too much, Crash. Crash: Give me the ball. This is a simple game. : Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. 34. The setup: Its wisdom time, from Crash to Nuke. Someone else carries your bags. : Bat boy: Get a hit, Crash! Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. You hit the ball. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash Davis Go get 'em. I should have thrown a slider. Its 25 hits. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? And the way he laughs at himself after telling the bat boy to shut up cracks me up every time. Bull Durham soundtrack from 1988, composed by Various Artists, Bennie Wallace. Hit 'em Where They Ain't. When asked what made him such a great hitter, Baseball Hall of Famer Wee Willie Keeler was quoted as saying that he kept his eye on the ball and "Hit 'em where they ain't.". Go get em.Why its the best: Larry has all the answers. I don't know where it's gonna go. Next one might be at your head. Who are you? (walks out, then back in) : He's just your father, man - he's as full of shit as anybody. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. Crash: Cmon, Meat. My interviews? : How does that work? Okay, let's get two! Another player: Theyre really, hot, huh?Why its the best: Crash tells these guys about the dream, and that horny bastards only response is the girls are hot, huh? Sheesh. Crash Davis Announce my presence with authority. : Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Quick bat, quick bat. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh? Annie Savoy: Yeah? Is that it? Everyone has their own problem. Youve got a Hall of Fame arm but youre pissing it away. How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous?, 28. Because it sure aint baseball. Teddy Cullinane, 7. Nasty. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. Your privacy is important to us. Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the (yada yada yada), the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. By Chris Privett | December 1, 2015 | Explore NC. What the fuck is that? You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. Larry Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. Havent you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela, he just doesnt even look when he pitches? Annie: Crash, that was fabulous. He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. I actually saw him read a book without pictures once!Why its the best: Mostly, I wanted to mention Max Patkin at least once. Huh? When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and theyre sitting together on her porch swing, on a rainy late-summer day. Annie: Oh, no. Charlie, here comes the deuce. I was in the show for 21 days once. Click stars You're a cocksucker. Whats our record, Larry? What they give me lasts 142 games." In real life: The Durham Bulls played 140 games in 1987, finishing with a 65-75 record. Ump: I did not spit on you! I know. EBBY I ain't hitting a man first. He could go all the way. Crash, thinking: Alright, youve seen all his pitches. The film treats the sport of baseball with a sort of casual reverence, highlighting both the drama and the humor inherent in the game, illustrated by Annie's numerous references to baseball as \"her religion.\"CREDITS:TM \u0026 MGM (1988)Cast: Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson, Robert WuhlDirector: Ron SheltonProducers: Mark Burg, Thom Mount, Charles Hirschhorn, David V. 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